A wonderfully ridiculously subtitled old Indian video (I hope it’s old). The subtitles aren’t a translation, but what the listener thinks the lyrics sound like to an English speaker’s ear. I laughed a lot. Hope you do too. (Thanks to Jason Lundberg for the link).
Christopher Barzak
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Christopher Barzak 
あはは！
だって、インドって Kama Sutra の国（くに）だもの。
昔（むかし）からこういうことには大（おお）らかだったのよ。
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks.
I’ll just say that I love it, it’s really great;o)
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen online since Maureen posted The Trouble with Tribbles in lolcats!