I had two glasses of wine tonight and somehow ended up joining Twitter. Back in the day, it was a lot more to drink and a lot more absurd and shocking outcomes. This is how you know you’re now beginning to become a fossil.
But if you want to “follow” me, my Twitter name is, shockingly, Cbarzak.
Honestly, no clue if I’ll use it a lot. But maybe.
Christopher Barzak 
Oh, the old days! At least you had the excuse of 2 glasses of wine. My excuse was 2 large mochas and a desire to avoid revising.
I first read your twitter name as “Charzak.” Sounds like a Soviet name for an alien.
I’m not on twitter yet. Do I have to, Mom?
Ha, Soviet indeed. And as for Twitter, I don’t think you have to. It seems just like the Facebook status bar function, so I wouldn’t recommend it unless you’re really into the status bar function type of thing. 🙂